Outdoor Napper Arouses Residents' Suspicions

by Diana Fisher, 97.5 Juice FM, Kemptville, Ontario

First responders were called to investigate a body on the road at Pintail Gate in North Grenville last night. Passers-by saw what appeared to be the body of a man lying on the road behind a parked van, and called 9-1-1 thinking a collision or foul play may have occurred.

When police and ambulance arrived, they discovered the man was very much alive, and he was actually a travelling musician, who had stopped to take a nap and decided he would prefer to sleep in the open air, under the stars. On the road.

His bandmates in the van confirmed his story. Police directed the group to a nearby park where they could nap in safety.